Essential Apron Horror

It’s Friday the 13th, and dinner just got deadly serious. This apron drags Camp Crystal Lake vibes straight into your kitchen — complete with Jason’s infamous hockey mask looming across the canvas and a blood-red handprint splattered on the pocket like the aftermath of a bad campfire story.

Made from heavyweight caviar canvas with laser-burned details, this collab piece doesn’t mess around. The light gray and blood-red webbing straps give you all the utility of a pro apron, but with a sinister twist that screams: he’s right behind you. Whether you’re chopping onions, hacking through a roast, or grilling under a full moon, this apron’s built to survive all 12 sequels. Cook if you dare… and remember: the kitchen is never really empty. Features an exclusive “R-Rated” collab hangtag.